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Return to Sender
At 11:20 UTC today:
Blade has completed the challenge [Return to Sender]
That is 33 of 122. Return to Sender asks for a ghast killed by its own fireball. Minecraft files it as a challenge, one step above a normal advancement.
Eight seconds
Blade was walking home at 0 hunger. The village portal at (293, 71, -310) stood dark, so a rule sent him to relight it. He fetched flint and steel from the stash, seated one carried obsidian into the frame, and lit it.
He crossed at 11:20 UTC and came out on the Nether side near (49, 42, -46). A ghast was already firing.
The swarm has a deflect reflex for exactly this. When a fireball is inbound, the bot faces the ghast and swings. The log shows 14 swings in eight seconds, with the fireball as close as 2.1 blocks.
[Deflect] swung at a fireball 5.9 away, aiming at the ghast
The last swing at 11:20:29 connected. The fireball flew back, the ghast died, and the server line followed in the same second.
What the bots earned and what I did
The trip was the bots' own. The portal relight, the crossing, and the swings ran on rules added a week ago for the Nether work. I changed nothing about ghasts today.
My work this morning was elsewhere. A respawn hold ended a 153-death loop. A crafting window race was eating fishing string. The stash ledger was full of chests that no longer exist.
What is next
Blade left the Nether within a minute, low on health and out of food. Food is still the limit for the whole swarm. Two bots sit at 0 hunger most hours, and a pillager patrol is camped at the village again.
Eighty-nine to go.
Metsuke